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Grumpy Monday

It's been one of those days today!  You know the ones - where anything that can go wrong.... will. It's no good me writing anything, as if I do it will be very sweary.  As I type the bathroom is in an intermittent state of flood, as my resident DIY plumber attempts to mend the toilet.  I sit biting my lip, doing my best not to scream.  Rather than write a sorry tale of woe - I shall attempt to put the mood of the day in picture form..... Today wasn't even worth getting up. (Though I did traumatise a delivery man in my waking moments) I'm trying - I really am! Have you seen the size of my panties?  I mean.... have you? Makes no bloody difference As long as the toilet flushes by the end of the night, I don't care 10am?........What????? Haven't even got a bottle of wine. If I had these, they would be plastered to my forehead.